Jordan Retro Restock Information

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For those of you who are anything like me and missed out on any of these shoes because A) you think waiting in line for shoes is fucking retarded or B) you were broke as shit when these shoes came out. Well for those of you who missed out are in for a treat. Nike and Jordan have decided to restock these 10 Jordan retros at the following stores/websites. Some of these are instore only and some of these are for online purchase only. Most, if not all, of these re releases will be on May 25.


Air Jordan 3 88 Retro $200 – Nikestore.com/ Footaction.com/ Eastbay.com


Air Jordan 4 “Bred” $160 – Champssports.com


Air Jordan 4 “Thunder” $160 – Finish Line In-store only


Air Jordan 5 “Fire Red” $160 – Footlocker In-store only


Air Jordan 8 “Bugs” $160 – Nikestore.com


Air Jordan 11 “Bred” $185 – Nikestore.com


Air Jordan 9 “Cool Grey” $160 – Nikestore.com


Air Jordan 3 “Joker” $160 – Nikestore.com


Air Jordan 1 “Joker” $115 – Footlocker In-store only


Air Jordan 4 “Fire Red” $160 – Footlocker In-store only

We Win. Again.

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Source-SACRAMENTO (CBS13) — A Sacramento surgeon has been reprimanded by the state medical board for suggesting a patient try oral sex to improve her gag reflex.The unnamed patient was hesitant to undergo an upper-gastrointestinal endoscopy. The procedure would require a scope going from someone’s mouth into their intestinal tract.She told Sacramento Dr. J. Peter Zegarra that she “gags at the dentist” and didn’t want the procedure.That’s when the doctor suggested in front of her husband, “She should be practicing twice a week on her husband by giving him (oral sex) to address her gagging reflex.”Even if it was a playful suggestion, the medical board says that’s no defense.But the agency that oversees complaints against doctors is glad the patient reached out to them after hearing the shocking suggestion.“We encourage people to come forward, and I applaud her for coming forward and saying something,” Hockenson said.

I think it’s safe to say that this “surgeon” is a loyal reader of loudmouse. I mean what are the chances that I post an article about gagging at the dentist and 1 year later, an actual doctor is doling out real advice on real people. I mean because the fact of the matter is, nobody really gags on anything except a penis. Maybe alcohol at certain points of the night. Like last night for example. I was pretty sure that the last 4 shots were all good ideas, but that 5th shot. That fifth shot made me gag like a mandingo cock was poking my tonsils. I’m surprised I didn’t blow chunks. But back to the matter at hand, the only two times anyone ever gags is from A) sucking cock and B) drinking too much alcohol. Anything beyond that is all bullshit.

Did Anyone Else Watch The Billboard Music Awards Last Night?

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What the fuck was Justin Bieber talking about? I almost booed from my bed. I mean I’ll be the first to admit that Lord Bieber is no laughing matter and should be praised with the best of them, but you don’t fucking having to tell people that you need to be taken seriously? That’s what separates you from us. Regular people say stupid shit like that. You’re a gajillionaire. What the fuck do you care what we think about you?


Nicki Minaj’s ass is just stupid. It’s kind of ridiculous actually. I’d hate to be her. Do you know how hard it is for her to find clothes that fit something that huge? Underwear? That’s some Shallow Hal shit. Plus you probably can only fuck guys who have 11+ inch penis’ because the asscheeks alone would swallow half the cock. But I would’ve switched places with Tunechi in .01 seconds. I just added getting a lapdance from Nicki Minaj on my bucketlist 5 times.

And before Miss Pardongme, I had no fucking clue who this goofball was. And I’m oh so motherfucking glad I know who he is. This is downright comedy right here.

Office Finale

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I just watched the finale for The Office and I’d be lying to you if I told you I didn’t cry like a little bitch. Okay I’m lying I didn’t really cry, but I almost did. How rare is it for a TV show in this day and age to get the following and send off like this. If in 7 years, Modern Family is still around then I can say maybe that show. In all my years of watching television, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Friends and maybe like Power Rangers. Off the top of my head those may be the only shows that didn’t suck dick and I rode it out watching til the finale. I’m going to miss the fuck out of Dunder Mifflin and if you never had the chance to watch this show, it’s never too late. I can guarantee you won’t regret it.

I Have The BIGGEST Crush On Nina Dobrev

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What the fuck is Vampire Diaries and why do I want to watch it so bad all of a sudden? Nina Dobrev looks like a mix of Stacy Keibler with a dash of Taylor Swift and a hint of Sloan from Entourage.


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The Worlds Healthiest Pizza Is Healthier Than Most Salads

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Source-If you thought you had to cut out pizza when it comes to a diet, think again.This one claims to be better for you than a salad.Created by a professor of human nutrition, it is billed as the world’s healthiest pizza – and the only ready meal that is nutritionally balanced.The Eat Balanced pizza, which comes in three flavours, incorporates vitamin and mineral-rich ingredients such as ground seaweed and red pepper into its flour base and tomato sauce.For instance, many pizzas are high in salt and fat but lack vital vitamins and minerals. Vitamin C, in particular, is likely to be low.In contrast the frozen Eat Balanced pizzas, which went on sale in England and Wales this week, have been carefully created to contain each of the 47 nutrients essential for health – and in the right amounts. Professor Lean, who spoke at the European Congress on Obesity in Liverpool, this week, said: ‘This is the only nutritionally-balanced ready meal anywhere.‘Nobody has previously designed a meal which has got everything in the right proportions. I’m pretty proud of it.’Analysis shows the pizzas, which cost around £3.50, to be healthier than shop-bought salads.Professor Lean, who spoke at the European Congress on Obesity in Liverpool, this week, said: ‘This is the only nutritionally-balanced ready meal anywhere.‘Nobody has previously designed a meal which has got everything in the right proportions. I’m pretty proud of it.’Analysis shows the pizzas, which cost around £3.50, to be healthier than shop-bought salads.Shop-bought salads tend to be low in protein and high in carbohydrates and fat, while a range of key vitamins and minerals are missing all together.Professor Lean, of Glasgow University, said: ‘Find me a salad that matches up to the Eat Balanced pizza. I haven’t been able to find one yet.’

And this might just be the best news my body has heard in decades. I’m already eating out at least 15 meals out of the week as it is. And with at least 3 of those meals being pizza, this may just save my life. No more having to cut out cigarettes or alcohol. This news is my salvation. As long as this new pizza doesn’t cost an arm and a leg, I’m down to replace my greasy bacon & tomato pie or a chicken and jalapeno for 47 healthy ingredient pizza. Just throw some parmesan and crushed red peppers and we’re good. Is it still healthy if I dip the crust in Papa John’s garlic sauce?

Emma Watson Is Muy Fuego

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What the fuck is the W? Isn’t that where Drake lives and can’t meet people in the lobby? They have a magazine? Whatever it is, I’m sure Emma Watson doesn’t model for unless they’re up and coming or they’re richer than fuck because Emma Watson is probably the smartest to do it. I mean she IS Hermione. Smart, hot, funny, sexy, hot, smart, hot, sexy, hot. Plus she’s in Gryffindor. 10 Points for being fucking sexy towards the House cup.

Girlfriend Bites Baby Daddy’s Dick When He Doesn’t Put Out

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Source-A teenager has been arrested for biting her boyfriend’s penis after he refused to have sex with her.Krystle Harrison, 19, attacked the father of her child at the couple’s Florida home, police say.When Jeffrey Wilkinson rejected Miss Harrison’s advances, she grabbed him and bit his genitals, police were told.The couple were in bed in their Bradenton home late last night when Miss Harrison ‘wanted to have sex’, according to Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report.She began to touch Mr Wilkinson, 24, but he told her ‘several times that he did not want to partake,’ a deputy noted.Mr Wilkinson told the police that after rejecting his girlfriend she grabbed him and bit his penis. Afterwards, he pushed her away and left their home.His girlfriend followed him outside and allegedly slapped him in the face and spat at him.He also ‘received minor scratches to his upper chest’ during the altercation with Miss Harrison, who he has dated for three years.Miss Harrison was arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery. A bond has not yet been set.Mr Wilkinson said he did not want to press charges against the mother of his baby son, and refused to complete a sworn affidavit about the confrontation. He also declined medical treatment for his injuries.Miss Harrison was arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery. A bond has not yet been set.Mr Wilkinson said he did not want to press charges against the mother of his baby son, and refused to complete a sworn affidavit about the confrontation. He also declined medical treatment for his injuries.It is estimated that more than 830,000 men a year are victims of domestic abuse.’Domestic violence is not about size, gender, or strength,’ Jan Brown, of the Domestic Abuse Helpline for Men, said. “It’s about abuse, control, and power.’

Far be it that I’m in a position to just dole out relationship advice like I’m Jerry Springer or something, but I think I can offer this fella a tip or two. If your girlfriend wants to have sex with you and the mood doesn’t strike you, you might want to try being single for a bit. Just seems like a no brainer when you get sick of eating off the same plate every day for ___ amount of years. And B) if that same girl bites your cock, slaps you, scratches the fuck out of you and then spits in your face, that’s just further confirmation she’s not the one bro. Again, I don’t have like a certificate or a degree in relationships or anything. Love is a tricky thing and finding your soulmate is almost an impossible task unless your name is Uncircumsized_6. Just seems a whole lot easier to do when your 19 year old girlfriend isn’t Mike Tyson-ing your dick off and pretty much attempting to murder you whenever you don’t put out.

PS. “830,000 men a year are victims of domestic abuse” is the biggest exagerattion of a statistic I’ve ever seen. Unless you’re counting the gays. I’m sure it’s fine to fuck up your spouse if it’s gay on gay crime.

Today Is National Bike To Work Day

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Source- The Los Angeles County Metropolitan Transportation Authority (Metro) is sponsoring “Bike Week LA” activities from May 13-19 to encourage Angelinos to ride bicycles to work, school and other destinations throughout LA County to reduce traffic and air pollution. Bring a bicycle or bicycle helmet on Metro buses and trains for a free ride on Bike to Work Day, May 16.All Metro buses are equipped with front bike racks. Bikes may also be taken on Metro trains. On Bike to Work Day, Thursday, May 16, Metro will offer free rides to bicyclists on Metro buses and trains throughout Los Angeles County. Culver CityBus, Glendale Beeline, LADOT, Long Beach Transit, Montebello Bus Lines, Norwalk Transit, Pasadena ARTS, Santa Clarita Transit and Torrance Transit will also offer free transit rides to bicyclists who board with a bicycle or bicycle helmet. Metrolink will offer free transit rides to bicyclists who board with a bicycle.

Lana’s been doing this for weeks now, probably to get into shape for the summer. But today and today only, The Metro is offering free bus and train rides to ANYONE with a bicycle OR bicycle helmet. And this works out pretty fucking great because I was thinking about going to Universal Citywalk later tonight to catch the second Star Trek movie premier with Ms Pardongme anyways. Now all I have to do is steal 2 bicycle helmets from one of the kids in my neighborhood and we can get there and back for free. And it’s not like I enjoy riding the subway or the bus because the MTA sucks dick. All sorts of smelly crazy people talking to themselves and bugging you for money or picking up half smoked cigarettes off the floor. I’m pretty sure you can create Ninja Turtles in our subways because that’s how bad it is down there. But if you know me, I love utilizing free shit and if you’re anything like me AND find a bicycle helmet on the floor somewhere AND you don’t feel like walking, then hop on the nearest Metro and take advantage of $1.25 worth of free transportation. I know I will.