Everytime you hear my name it’s going down, goin down X 4
Feeding yo mind with GMOS
while givin yo babies flo flo
not flo rida but flo ride
that shit that burns yo third eye
Jewluminati motherfuckers hate me
Oh no they don’t wanna date me
Nor you nor you nor you too
Worldwide Genocide blame it on the jews
So now they call me a nazi
no bitch I’m just good at yhatzee
Espionage is my middle name HA!
I got you good while rolling through yo hood
Hitler no Hi Tila
Hitler no Hit Tila
Hitler No Hi Tila
So you want to talk about hypocrisy? Ok then let us talk about hypocrisy. First of all how many times has facebook banned me by now? They have banned me a total of 8 times! For nothing except for maybe the fact that they are owned by the ZIONISTS! So I find it quite absurd that jewbook bans me for yet another 30 days then warns me that they will delete my page totally if I do not “FOLLOW THEIR RULES AND BE A GOOD GOYIM!” – Jewbook bans me constantly for nothing yet I CONSTANTLY see other profiles posting PORN, and saying much worse things on their pages like “NIGGER” and “FAGGOT” and they even have people posting up pictures on my jewbook page posting racial slurs against other people as well as numerous threats to kill me! Yet, do you see them get banned? NOPE! But the second I write a blog about how I sympathize with Hitler, I immediately get banned for 30 days AND they have removed majority of my posts. So now their jewbook shills and other mainstream media news outlets, which has now spread like wildfire, are saying that I deleted my posts!!!! I smell something fishy and it’s coming from jewbook shills!Do you think I would EVER delete anything I post in fear of someone hating me for my freedom of speech, opinions, and truths? NEVER! I will NEVER BOW DOWN TO THE OPPOSITION NWO ASSHOLES! Those of you who are afraid to speak out against them… DO NOT BE! Here are some screen shots so you know who is doing this….. of course… the Khazar Jew Shills! That is who and these are the SAME PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO USHER IN THE NWO!!!!!!! STAND UP AND FIGHT!!!!!!! FEAR THEM NOT LIKE THEY FEAR ME, THE FUCKING SAMURAI!
This is what happens when you have no friends. Now hear me out before you exit this box. There’s an important lesson somewhere to be learned in all this craziness. Now if I had enough money to afford drugs, id probably be on Xanies and mollies every sober waking second with a rolled up dollar bill and an 8 ball to keep me awake to stay high enough to take more drugs. Thats a fucking fact. The day Loudmouse becomes famous, I’m spending my first paycheck on a ziploc bag of shrooms and all those other crazy ass drugs I could never afford. But thats why you have friends. Friends don’t let friends become mentally retarded. Mainly because they’re your friends and they like you the way you are. One personality, making sense, not getting banned from Facebook, etc. all that strange shit that regular people do. And we all know somebody like that. I know 2. They used to be regular alcoholic rebellious teenagers, but now they update their statuses with crazy shit because they ate too much ecstasy 10 years ago. Friends don’t let friends become Asian Nazi’s
Source-NDIANAPOLIS – An Indianapolis man is facing charges after reportedly “swinging” his genitals at two women on the street.Shawn Harvell, 34, of Indianapolis, was arrested Tuesday afternoon on charges including public indecency, resisting law enforcement, criminal confinement and battery.Police said a Metro officer driving on 38th Street near Lawndale Avenue was flagged down by two women.One woman, 29, told the officer that Harvell approached her on the sidewalk from behind and grabbed her by the arm.The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was “swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion,” the police report said.He also said he had a gun and that the woman was going to come with him, according to the police report.The responding officer said Harvell began briskly walking away from the women when they flagged the officer down, then his walk became a run.After a brief foot chase, the officer and another responding Metro officer found Harvell trying to get into his car, police said.Harvell told police he was approaching the victim to discuss a “financial dispute,” but the woman said she was not acquainted with Harvell, police said.In addition to his arrest, Harvell was also ticketed for parking his car too close to a fire hydrant.
No joke, I had this exact conversation with my buddies the other day. What would be the first thing you’d do if you won the lotto. And with zero hesitation, I’d give my mom 50 million dollars to move somewhere far away. Far enough to where I wouldn’t feel guilty developing a filthy drug and alcohol habit. And then straight to Yelp in beverly hills to add 4 inches on my cock. Maybe half an inch of girth.
Sounds random right? No way. I’m not one to ever complement myself, mainly because there isn’t much to brag about. But popular opinion is that I have a nice guy ass. Im always hearing shit from people along yhe lines of, “don’t ever go to jail. You’re gonna be worth a LOT of cigarettes in county.” But the point is, I have a nice ass, and when the occasion presents itself, I moon the world. I’d say 40% of my Facebook friends list has seen my ass at least once. How much more would I flash my dick if it were huge? A lot.
Probably no need to take the gun out and threaten to kidnap her though. Thats when things kind of went too far. Just quit while you’re ahead and enjoy the fact that you were able to rock out with your cock out that afternoon.
Source- A man jumped to his death after a furious row with his girlfriend who insisted they go into another clothes shop.CCTV shows Tao Hsiao, 38, escorting his girlfriend around a shopping mall in Xuzhou, Jiangsu province, east China.After five hours Tao finally had enough and demanded to go home.Eyewitnesses say he could be heard saying they already had more bags than they could carry, but she insisted on going into one more shop where the was a special offer on shoes.An eyewitness said: ‘He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more. ‘She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument.’The shouting match ended when the man chucked the bags on the floor and jumped over the balcony, smashing into Christmas decorations on his way down before hitting the floor seven storeys below causing shocked shoppers to flee in panic.Emergency services arrived at the scene but Tao was killed immediately from the impact of the fall.A shopping spokesman said: ‘His body was removed fairly quickly. ‘He actually landed on one of the stalls below and then fell to the floor so although the store was damaged it meant he didn’t hit anybody.’This is a tragic incident, but this time of year can be very stressful for many people.
Poor fucking guy. Just couldn’t finish the race. 5 hours of pure hell and he couldn’t take one more second in the mall. “Demanded” to go home and got shot down. “Babe this is the last store I promise.” And you just sit there weighing the pros and cons out. Spend the next 20 minutes in the womens shoe section looking like a complete bitch, or throw yourself down 4 stories through a cell phone accessory cart. You can just feel the sympathy glares from other guys and employees with that look of, “that poor son a bitch.” Can’t even blame the guy for doing what he did because we’ve all been there before.
I’m getting dangerously close to being fat again. Well I’m already fat, but here’s my gauge of fat. Once you have to move up a pant size, you’re getting too fat. On Cyber Monday I bought 2 pairs of Levi’s thinking these might be a little loose on me. It’s the exact opposite. It’s fat guy in skinny jeans all over my thighs. It’s absolutely not going to help that I just saw this commercial over the weekend and almost ordered it. With zero exaggeration, I actually called the number on the screen. Good thing my phone is a piece of shit or I may just be home putting the strangest shit in my hamburgers.
My hangover level is at an alarming point right now. I just opened Instagram and held my phone to my ear as if I was talking to me. Matter of fact, I’m probably still drunk. I’m going to listen to Mariah Carey until my hangover goes away. Maybe I’ll post something useful a little later on in the day.
I swear as soon as I read this title, I went to the bathroom and took my pants off. I didn’t even read the whole thing. Just made a beeline from my cubicle to the toilet with my hand wrapped around my dick. Turns out all it does for guys is prevent prostate cancer in men. Um haven’t you heard of Movember? That already cures prostate cancer. Grow a mustache every November, and you can’t get it. Fact.
Meanwhile, everytime a woman plays with her pussy or “tenting”, she’s preventing diabetes and all sorts of magical shit. But you can’t rule out the fact there is some twisted group of scientists out there who get their rocks off releasing information like this. Kind of makes it seem fake if you think about it in that sense. Because women are willing to do almost ANYTHING in the name of health. Take cleansing for example. Have you ever heard of the master cleanse? Basically you don’t eat anything for 10 days except for this elixir concocted of maple syrup, lemon, cayenne pepper and water. It tastes like blood. Like with zero exageration, that’s what it tastes like. All for the sake of cleansing your body losing 5 pounds you’ll keep off for a couple days.
PS. I was google-imaging for pictures on this post. There’s something called masturbateathon out in San Francisco because, c’mon. Anybody who lives in San Francisco is crazy. It’s pretty NSFW and the strangest shit I’ve ever heard of.
How fucking nuts is it that Nelson Mandela dies during the premiere of a movie dedicated to his life? Guy didn’t stick around long enough for people to tell him how much they admire him and shit. And get this. People who were there for the premiere, didn’t even know he died until the movie ended. They were like, “that guy was pretty fucking awesome huh? Well he’s dead now. How much more do you appreciate him?” Bam. I would’ve cried like a little bitch if that happened to me.
Oh yeah? Nelson Mandela just died? This seems like a perfect time to call black people, monkeys. I’ll make fun of only like the most famous black person alive right now not named Barack Obama or Michael Jordan. There will be ZERO backlash and black people on twitter will NEVER threaten to stretch my asshole until it bleeds.
Source-Fresh off her split from Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr has reportedly moved on with a billionaire.Kerr is allegedly romancing James Packer, an Australian business mogul whose net worth tops $7 billion, the Sydney Morning Herald reports. On Monday (Dec. 2), Woman’s Day magazine — which was previously owned by Packer’s family — ran a cover story about the supposed relationship with the headline “Head Over Heels: The Billionaire, The Supermodel and Their Red Hot Romance.”While neither party has officially confirmed the romance, Women’s Day editor Fiona Connolly is “standing behind the story 100 percent,” according to the SMH. The two are supposedly treading lightly because each is coming out of a marriage.Kerr announced her split from Bloom in October after three years of seemingly wedded bliss. In September, Packer and his wife of six years, Erica Baxter, ended their marriage. She got a $100 million payout in November, according to the Daily Telegraph.
And this is a lesson to every fucking man out there who has a working penis, that money solves most of life’s problems. Especially problems where you have the look of someone who wrestled all 8 years of high school and college. Doesn’t matter if it looks like you escaped from Azkaban. All you need is 10 digits in your bank account and BAM. Whatever you want is yours. Gotdamn I need a billion dollars.
Oh are you too skinny? Do you want to be a fatass? Well eat these pills. Do you want to gain weight the “natural way?” Shove six CB1 tablets down your throat and in no time you’ll be fat as fuck. If you see this infomercial and order by phone, you just may be the biggest asshole to walk this planet. How fucking hard is it to gain weight? Do you know what kind of shit fat people go through? How many fat jokes they endure? They can’t even prevent pregnancy correctly anymore. Being fat fucking sucks. It’s literally the equivalent of a man blessed with a big dick, making his cock smaller because it makes him dizzy when blood rushes to his boner. Or a woman with big beautiful tits, reducing them because it gives her back problems. Being skinny and not being able to get fat is a fucking gift. Don’t spit in God’s face you fucking idiots.