You think that chick wants to get married soon? I think she does. Maybe just a little. I think maybe she’s just a tiny bit sick of attending weddings that don’t involve her walking down the aisle in the white dress. She doesn’t want that bouquet people. That’s the move of someone who needs that shit. Biological clock on snooze like a mudderfucker.
Just goes to show though, how differently girls and guys operate. Girls have it in their heads that the bouquet means the next guy or current guy they’re fucking is gonna be their husband. Guys don’t give a fuck and will do the all of same shit those women will just for that $100 attached to the girdle.
I’ve been having some great luck with filler posts these days. And the best takeaway from this is that Lyft actually works. I went to San Francisco at some point this year and these mustache cars were fucking all over the place. Didn’t know regular people like you me and Kevin Hart used it. And if the right person picked me up, I absolutely would put out for a free cab ride.
Source- French fries are nothing to joke about — even in France. Just ask the French man who pulled an ax on an unsuspecting McDonald’s drive-thru attendant after he was allegedly served cold fries.The ax attack occurred at a McDonald’s near Paris around 2 a.m. Sunday. The late-night diner bashed in the drive-thru window with the weapon, Le Parisien reports.He then threw the ax inside the fast-food restaurant and drove off. Police caught up to him shortly after and took the 26-year-old man into custody, according to local reports.It’s not the first time a McDonald’s customer has apparently become enraged over a subpar order. Last year, two Tennessee men returned to a McDonald’s after throwing back some beers and hurled bricks at the establishment. At the time, the men admitted to police that they were upset because McDonald’s had “messed up” their cheeseburgers.
It seems like everyday there’s some crazy ass story of Mcdonalds customers who just go nuts whenever something doesn’t go according to plan with their food. Their french fries are so perfectly golden and crispy that people lose their minds when something comes out cold. And you know how has to love that? Mcdonalds. Somehow over the years, with their marketing, people have come to expect a certain kind of quality with those delicious fries. You don’t see psychopaths coming into Burger King or Carls Jr with an ax when their side orders aren’t piping hot. Anytime one of these ridiculous stories comes out where an employee gets their life threatened, you know there’s a high level marketing executive smiling somewhere in Dubai knowing he nailed his job.
I’m not going to lie. When I heard Kendrick Lamar wasn’t going to perform at our 2nd Birthday, I was a little disappointed. Anything short of him releasing his new song on the Beats by Dre commercial at KONY is an absolute failure. We deserve nothing but the best right at Pardongme’s our own birthday right? Well color me impressed because I gave the Mike B Facebook link to Crossover the good ol’ “might as well” click, and what do you know? BAM. It’s been on repeat for the past 120 minutes. I can’t stand rap these days. Maybe because I don’t smoke weed, make money, rYdE oN mY eNeMieZ or get girls. It’s a nice change of pace to get real, good music that still gives you the urge to bob your head in the your cubicle. Had to spend that dollar to get a download. I might just join him on the stage come Saturday and be his hypeman.
PS. Absolutely still not ruling out Kendrick Lamar not coming.
PPS. Cocky move adding the lyrics on the side. I love it.
Andddddd I don’t give a fuck about the Victoria Secret fashion show. It always weirded me out that girls watch this every year, religiously. I mean no offense in any way, but do women really look at these models and picture themselves in the same lingerie? And there may be no bigger fan of lingerie than me. I’ll take boy shorts with lace on that shit and a silk spaghetti strap wife beater thingie any day of the week, but I can’t sit there for 2 hours and watch hot bitches walk up and down that little hallway without rubbing one out. It’d be weird to have a boner for that long. What do you do during commercial breaks when Axe commercials come on?
SAMCRO on the other hand? I had a boner for the entire 2 hours. What a fucking ending huh?
Everytime you hear my name it’s going down, goin down X 4
Feeding yo mind with GMOS
while givin yo babies flo flo
not flo rida but flo ride
that shit that burns yo third eye
Jewluminati motherfuckers hate me
Oh no they don’t wanna date me
Nor you nor you nor you too
Worldwide Genocide blame it on the jews
So now they call me a nazi
no bitch I’m just good at yhatzee
Espionage is my middle name HA!
I got you good while rolling through yo hood
Hitler no Hi Tila
Hitler no Hit Tila
Hitler No Hi Tila
So you want to talk about hypocrisy? Ok then let us talk about hypocrisy. First of all how many times has facebook banned me by now? They have banned me a total of 8 times! For nothing except for maybe the fact that they are owned by the ZIONISTS! So I find it quite absurd that jewbook bans me for yet another 30 days then warns me that they will delete my page totally if I do not “FOLLOW THEIR RULES AND BE A GOOD GOYIM!” – Jewbook bans me constantly for nothing yet I CONSTANTLY see other profiles posting PORN, and saying much worse things on their pages like “NIGGER” and “FAGGOT” and they even have people posting up pictures on my jewbook page posting racial slurs against other people as well as numerous threats to kill me! Yet, do you see them get banned? NOPE! But the second I write a blog about how I sympathize with Hitler, I immediately get banned for 30 days AND they have removed majority of my posts. So now their jewbook shills and other mainstream media news outlets, which has now spread like wildfire, are saying that I deleted my posts!!!! I smell something fishy and it’s coming from jewbook shills!Do you think I would EVER delete anything I post in fear of someone hating me for my freedom of speech, opinions, and truths? NEVER! I will NEVER BOW DOWN TO THE OPPOSITION NWO ASSHOLES! Those of you who are afraid to speak out against them… DO NOT BE! Here are some screen shots so you know who is doing this….. of course… the Khazar Jew Shills! That is who and these are the SAME PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO USHER IN THE NWO!!!!!!! STAND UP AND FIGHT!!!!!!! FEAR THEM NOT LIKE THEY FEAR ME, THE FUCKING SAMURAI!
This is what happens when you have no friends. Now hear me out before you exit this box. There’s an important lesson somewhere to be learned in all this craziness. Now if I had enough money to afford drugs, id probably be on Xanies and mollies every sober waking second with a rolled up dollar bill and an 8 ball to keep me awake to stay high enough to take more drugs. Thats a fucking fact. The day Loudmouse becomes famous, I’m spending my first paycheck on a ziploc bag of shrooms and all those other crazy ass drugs I could never afford. But thats why you have friends. Friends don’t let friends become mentally retarded. Mainly because they’re your friends and they like you the way you are. One personality, making sense, not getting banned from Facebook, etc. all that strange shit that regular people do. And we all know somebody like that. I know 2. They used to be regular alcoholic rebellious teenagers, but now they update their statuses with crazy shit because they ate too much ecstasy 10 years ago. Friends don’t let friends become Asian Nazi’s
Source-NDIANAPOLIS – An Indianapolis man is facing charges after reportedly “swinging” his genitals at two women on the street.Shawn Harvell, 34, of Indianapolis, was arrested Tuesday afternoon on charges including public indecency, resisting law enforcement, criminal confinement and battery.Police said a Metro officer driving on 38th Street near Lawndale Avenue was flagged down by two women.One woman, 29, told the officer that Harvell approached her on the sidewalk from behind and grabbed her by the arm.The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was “swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion,” the police report said.He also said he had a gun and that the woman was going to come with him, according to the police report.The responding officer said Harvell began briskly walking away from the women when they flagged the officer down, then his walk became a run.After a brief foot chase, the officer and another responding Metro officer found Harvell trying to get into his car, police said.Harvell told police he was approaching the victim to discuss a “financial dispute,” but the woman said she was not acquainted with Harvell, police said.In addition to his arrest, Harvell was also ticketed for parking his car too close to a fire hydrant.
No joke, I had this exact conversation with my buddies the other day. What would be the first thing you’d do if you won the lotto. And with zero hesitation, I’d give my mom 50 million dollars to move somewhere far away. Far enough to where I wouldn’t feel guilty developing a filthy drug and alcohol habit. And then straight to Yelp in beverly hills to add 4 inches on my cock. Maybe half an inch of girth.
Sounds random right? No way. I’m not one to ever complement myself, mainly because there isn’t much to brag about. But popular opinion is that I have a nice guy ass. Im always hearing shit from people along yhe lines of, “don’t ever go to jail. You’re gonna be worth a LOT of cigarettes in county.” But the point is, I have a nice ass, and when the occasion presents itself, I moon the world. I’d say 40% of my Facebook friends list has seen my ass at least once. How much more would I flash my dick if it were huge? A lot.
Probably no need to take the gun out and threaten to kidnap her though. Thats when things kind of went too far. Just quit while you’re ahead and enjoy the fact that you were able to rock out with your cock out that afternoon.
Source- A man jumped to his death after a furious row with his girlfriend who insisted they go into another clothes shop.CCTV shows Tao Hsiao, 38, escorting his girlfriend around a shopping mall in Xuzhou, Jiangsu province, east China.After five hours Tao finally had enough and demanded to go home.Eyewitnesses say he could be heard saying they already had more bags than they could carry, but she insisted on going into one more shop where the was a special offer on shoes.An eyewitness said: ‘He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more. ‘She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument.’The shouting match ended when the man chucked the bags on the floor and jumped over the balcony, smashing into Christmas decorations on his way down before hitting the floor seven storeys below causing shocked shoppers to flee in panic.Emergency services arrived at the scene but Tao was killed immediately from the impact of the fall.A shopping spokesman said: ‘His body was removed fairly quickly. ‘He actually landed on one of the stalls below and then fell to the floor so although the store was damaged it meant he didn’t hit anybody.’This is a tragic incident, but this time of year can be very stressful for many people.
Poor fucking guy. Just couldn’t finish the race. 5 hours of pure hell and he couldn’t take one more second in the mall. “Demanded” to go home and got shot down. “Babe this is the last store I promise.” And you just sit there weighing the pros and cons out. Spend the next 20 minutes in the womens shoe section looking like a complete bitch, or throw yourself down 4 stories through a cell phone accessory cart. You can just feel the sympathy glares from other guys and employees with that look of, “that poor son a bitch.” Can’t even blame the guy for doing what he did because we’ve all been there before.
I’m getting dangerously close to being fat again. Well I’m already fat, but here’s my gauge of fat. Once you have to move up a pant size, you’re getting too fat. On Cyber Monday I bought 2 pairs of Levi’s thinking these might be a little loose on me. It’s the exact opposite. It’s fat guy in skinny jeans all over my thighs. It’s absolutely not going to help that I just saw this commercial over the weekend and almost ordered it. With zero exaggeration, I actually called the number on the screen. Good thing my phone is a piece of shit or I may just be home putting the strangest shit in my hamburgers.
My hangover level is at an alarming point right now. I just opened Instagram and held my phone to my ear as if I was talking to an actual person. Matter of fact, I’m probably still drunk. I’m going to listen to Mariah Carey until my hangover goes away. Maybe I’ll post something useful a little later on in the day.