Clown Gets Arrested For Downloading Kiddy Porn. Nobody Is Surprised

Source-A 47-year-old professional clown was found with a large cache of child pornography on computer equipment in his Arkansas home, police said. Thomas Harold Morgan – who goes by “Sondance the Clown” – was arrested Wednesday after cops noticed someone downloading child pornography over a file-sharing network. They allegedly traced it to an Internet service provider belonging to the suspect. Police said they then obtained a search warrant for Morgan’s home. “There was enough material on there that it would take (investigators) at least two or three weeks to go through all of it — so there’s a lot of images,” Fort Smith, Ark., Police Cpl. Steven Dooly told 5NEWS. Morgan wasn’t dressed as a clown when he was arrested, Dooly added. Police charged Morgan with distributing, possessing, or viewing child porn, and he was being held without bond, 5NEWS reported. On his “Sondance the Clown” website, Morgan wears oversized shoes, white makeup and an orange wig. He writes that he has spent 20 years “perfecting my craft.” “My educational background is in childhood development, so I know how to interact with kids (and I’m pretty good with adults, too),” he also wrote. He offers his services at parties and restaurants. Beverly Engle, executive director of the Children’s Advocacy Center of Benton County, told 5NEWS that people who like viewing child porn would also be attracted to events involving kids. “Those individuals seek out to be [in those situations] because there’s children,” Engle said. She added that parents should be mindful, even around people who claim to be child experts.

How is this news? If there is a more fitting to the profile pedophile job out there you fucking name it because nothing comes to mind. So what you’re telling me is that it’s strange that a clown had child pornography on his computer? That grown ass men regularly willingly go to a kids birthday party to touch them and make them laugh. Consider this guy’s mind blown. I always assumed when you hire a clown to your kids birthday, you’re just passive to the fact that your kid might or might not get touched funny in the moonbounce or that you don’t mind that every balloon the guy makes looks kind of like a penis. Have you seen kids at a birthday party? They’re fucking horrible. Running around everywhere with pizza in one hand and a Super Soaker in the other. Bumping into you with chocolate all over their face and screaming “YOU’RE IT” and running away. It’s fucking nuts. Any person who enjoys that scene has to either A) Want to have sex with them or B) want to have sex with them. Just make sure nobody shows Sondance the Clown where the bathroom is or that’s going to be one hell of a birthday party.

Oh yeah fuck that. No way are my kids going anywhere near someone that resembles Varys the gay Eunuch from King’s Landing.

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