Science Says: Blowjobs Are “Good For Women’s Health And Help Fight Depression”

Source- Oral sex is good for women’s health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen’s ‘mood-altering chemicals’.The State University of New York study – which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment – compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevates mood, increases affection, induces sleep and also contains at least three anti-depressants.The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.Semen contains another of chemicals along with spermatozoa, including cortisol, which is known to increase affection, estrone, which elevates mood and oxytocin, which also elevates mood.It also contains thyrotropin-releasing hormone (another antidepressant), melatonin (a sleep-inducing agent), and even serotonin (perhaps the best-known antidepressant neurotransmitter).Given these ingredients – and this is just a small sample of the mind-altering ‘drugs’ found in human semen – Researchers Gallup and Burch, along with the psychologist Steven Platek, hypothesised that women having unprotected sex should be less depressed than suitable control participants.To investigate whether semen has antidepressant effects, the authors rounded up 293 college females from the university’s Albany campus, who agreed to fill out an anonymous questionnaire about various aspects of their sex lives.Recent sexual activity without condoms was used as an indirect measure of seminal plasma circulating in the woman’s body.

Well I’ll be fucking damned. If you think I haven’t already CTRL + P this article and am not walking to the copy machine store to get this shit mother fucking laminated, you must not know me very well. I’m carrying this shit around with me everywhere I go and I highly suggest you do the same fellas. Like in this day and age with all these fucking organic markets popping up and yoga and fitness being the new thing, ladies will eat this shit up. “Oh what, the news said blowjobs are healthy? I guess a little sperm never hurt anyone.” I’ve never had sex with a girl that was willing to swallow my baby batter, but thats almost the only porn on my iPad. So the next girl stupid enough to come along my way is gonna be one healthy bitch.

PS. Damn I would’ve loved to have been in on this study. “Sorry DR. Jones, but do you mind if I view the experiment. I’d like to verify my hypothesis with yours. Had lots of oysters and dark chocolate for breakfast.”

PPS. Did they also say condoms are bad for you? Give these motherfucking researchers the next 11 Nobel Prizes.

121 thoughts on “Science Says: Blowjobs Are “Good For Women’s Health And Help Fight Depression”

  1. the only girls that fall for this are dumb whores. the only thing you’re going to get out of ‘laminating’ this article and showing it to ‘any girl stupid enough’ to talk to you is a long lonely death from AIDS. Judging by your attitude, it sounds like a good way for you to go, but don’t advise anyone else to do the same. Some people are capable of getting real girls to like them, unlike some horny loser who has nothing better to do than fantasize about fooling every girl around him into thinking if she sucks your small, pimple covered dick, she will be healthier. If it is true, i bet your mom is one healthy bitch

    • Even if an asshole like you doesn’t believe in somethings doesn’t mean you have to go around insulting peoples mothers and sharing that they mainly you can’t get a girl and has a how did you put it small pimple covered dick. And by the way go back to your English class your grammer needs some work.

      • LOLLLL learn how to spell grammar you fuckin dildo swallowing idiot. Read what you wrote again cause it makes absolutely no sense, much like why you were born. Goodbye.

        • I have to agree guys. Safe sex or abstinence is the only way to stay sexually healthy. Don,t be stupid enough to sleep with anyone unprotected.This day and age, your dick will turn green and fall off. GODWILLING!

          • its blowjobs we r talking about or more or less the ingestion of seminal fluid. But its not guys that are the only ones scandelous shit look up Blue waffle.

        • Agreed . Lol THIS bitch has to be the dumbest cunt bag.alive. Trying to insult someone over their grammar skills when she MISSPELLS GRAMMAR! Obviously dude she’s a fat rhino who doesn’t get dick.

          • What I don’t get is that, for starters, we got one dumbass who completely takes the article out of context and thinks that it is used as a pick up line, and then we got another dumbass who apparently cannot decide if the other person is dumb because they also did what they pointed out to the first person… Then we got a couple of dumbasses trolling along with them.

            Lets take the article for what it is talking about. It basically says that Semen helps with depression and makes people happier because of the chemicals in it. That’s it. Doesn’t talk about anything MORE than just that. Lets not even discuss what the person at the bottom of the article is talking about because it has nothing to do with the article.

            Doesn’t talk about women should be giving guys blowjobs and have unprotected sex all the time to elevate their moods. It clearly just says, “hey honey, our sex life is healthy thanks to my semen that you kindly ingest every night after sex on multiple occasions”.

        • I can’t believe I just read a bunch of people forcing their beliefs on an article then insulted the male species for having a source that states oral sex is healthy for a female..
          If someone wants to go around having unprotected sex that’s their choice and if a woman wants to give the man their with flatio then why are they a whore? People actually have different points of views then you and by you stereotyping the masses then you have a bigger issue then AIDS and my mother..

      • As someone who has studied psychology immensely, I have to say I somewhat agree with this article. HOWEVER, we must examine two things.
        First, studies will always show that safe and secure relationships promote longer, healthier, happier lives. Apart of that is a good sex life.
        Secondly, if you look at how the study was taken you can see the researchers did a poor job. A good study would include many different ages from many different locations. So, even if this study wasn’t a hoax, its poor and I would never use it as evidence. But I sure laughed when my husband sent this to me. We practice everything in the article and I would honestly hate it any other way. Just remember, its in a closed relationships and that makes us safe, from both diseases and emotional trauma (especially for us woman)

    • Um, uh, I stopped reading your post at the first line, LMAO…what? Get educated. I love the article! It’s true for me and I for one don’t appreciate your insults…dah, DO THE RESEARCH and maybe get some happy thoughts LMAO! (from one who knows!!)

      • Are you suffering from depression? Please read the whole article this time. It might help with your condition.

    • You my good sir are one prude ass motherfucker. Girls who swallows are not by any standards a dumb whore so shut your fucking mouth, bitch. There is nothing wrong with having multiple sex partners nor is it wrong to just have one special lady. The person who wrote this “article” may not be the sharpest knife in the box but there could also be a little bit of humour behind what he wrote. Stop being so goddamn American and stop being so goddamn offended over nothing. If your woman doesnt swallow your load and that works for you, fine. That is not what everyone feels and you better just get onboard with it cause that will never change. I´ve been with countless women and done a lot of shit before i met the love of my life, who is a wonderful woman. She swallows and its nothing wrong with that.

    • I get what your trying to say and your probably right about it and that’s your opinion and theirs no problem with that..your free to say whatever you want to say and i respect that but please dont you ever call someones mom a bitch ever!!! Go ahead n say what you want about these guys but not about someones mom!

  2. Lololololol, anything that creates dopamine in the brain is good for health, such as laughter, or sexual stimulation. guys are just gonna use this as an excuse to try to get BJs, yet most wont even go near their partners “parts” with their faces, which wil do a woman much much more good.

    • shit i eat pussy like im starving. If u give u shall recieve. and it is also known medically that vaginas ar much much more dirtier parts than a penis, look it up.

    • Safe sex is best that being said. I think it’s a win win situation. And they forgot to mention the baby batter has more protein than a pork chop. Sooo eat up cause there’s a party in your mouth and I’m cumming.

      • Dumb ass it is about the same protein content and calories as swallowing your own snot. Quit buying into fucking bullshit. Take a biology and chemistry course. lol This is fucking satire first off, secondly — who gives two shits?

  3. Seriously?? People are dying of cancer and Science is spending money on what the benefits of a blowjob are? I get it, EVERY man loves a blow job but do they really need to write an article to convince woman to give one? Lol!

    • first of all.. all the money you donate for cancer goes into rich corporations pockets. We have multiple cures for cancer they just don’t let it be known widely to the public on your family room television set because, well, it COSTS them money. Some of the richest, no actually.. the richest people in the WORLD are all apart of some foundation. Whether it be cancer or even AIDS. I mean, if that’s not enough look at what Refined Marijuana will do for a person with cancer :) So stop donating money (if you do) to somebody who already lives way better than you do. Keep it in your pocket. Oh and stop worrying about those who die of cancer. It’ll never ever ever ever stop. Like ever. It’s a plague and yes I (WE) wish we could do something about it but we just can’t.

      • I have worked tirelessly in cancer research for the last 5 years of my life and I think it’s very insulting to hear people say that. What’s upsetting is that there are many of you who think this way and insist on going on spreading these rumors as if you’ve seen the truth with your very eyes. Where is your evidence? As cancer researchers we are required to stay updated on any new discovery made in the field, whether in the US or all the way across the world. The cure to cancer has NOT been found, what we are talking about are very isolated cases that DO NOT apply to the whole population and therefore cannot be replicated.

        Btw go do your own research, there are many different types of cancers and finding the cure for one does not necessarily benefit another. Each uses a different pathway in order to screw up your system and how these pathways work will be a mystery to us for years and years to come. Lastly the money donated may not 100% go to the right place, but I can assure you a lot of it goes directly into the research. Ever heard of something called a grant proposal? How do you think the NIH, NSF, HHMI ect ect can keep funding all these laboratories, and why do you think earning a PhD in the field is free of cost? Who pays for that?

        I know I said lastly but I’ll finish off by saying that yes, something can be done, and it IS being done. There are small miracles that are happening behind doors, in our labs, that the general pop does not know about because such results are much too preliminary for public exposure, and also that they’re not interested in picking up a boring scientific journal to read for leisure. However we are making progress slowly, with a lot of effort and dedication on our part, so please do your part and quit discrediting our work. Many are depending on us at this very moment. Thank you.

  4. Researcher just mention the Positive effect about blow job but they didn’t mention the side effect of the blow job?

  5. Researchers just mention the positive effect about blow job but they didn’t mention side effect about blow job

  6. Lol last night over the phone while in conversation with my boyfriend I told him of how givin him head but not only cos I like seeing him enjoy himself but because I actually enjoy giving it; n he was the first guy I ever felt like that for.

    He then said he thus must make it a point of making sure i get what I want; kinda like dropping all he’s doin to satisfy me lol n had to laugh cos of course its aka to satisfy him!!! ! Lolololol

    So he had to naturally find n send me this article Lolololol!

  7. Lol last night over the phone while in conversation with my boyfriend I told him of how givin him head but not only cos I like seeing him enjoy himself but because I actually enjoy giving it; n he was the first guy I ever felt like that for.

    He then said he thus must make it a point of making sure i get what I want; kinda like dropping all he’s doin to satisfy me lol n had to laugh cos of course its aka to satisfy him!!! ! Lolololol

    So he had to naturally find n send me this article Lolololol!

    Im not a dude lolol!

  8. This Shit Stupid , I Don’t Know Why Y’all Having A Debate About This , Just Let The Article Tell I

    • TBH any kid that looks at this will just think the girl in the pic has something wrong with her brain. Like some of the people making the first comments. She’s just a bit retarded

  9. Truely think the ones that dont like it or accept it are the people really not deserving of it lol.Sometimes there’s
    s privilages and a god given right.I would never be with anyone that didn’t like more to receive than give.But now health benefits,it’s now a perfect marriage.

  10. Your stupid comments after the article was enough to still turn women against the research. Dumbass. Good job ruining it for us all.

  11. You all are peverted funking ass holes you need your head examined. Your all a bunch of cum guzzling gutter sluts! Lol

  12. I love my mans boy butter. In fact I just got finished. Better then Campbell’s Mmmmmm Mmmmmmmmm Good

  13. then maybe men should eat their own cum, that sounds really healthy to themselves. Maybe they can cum into a jar and save it, freeze it and eat it like popsicles.

  14. My god. Someone rights an article, (completely legitimate article at that), an most of you ridicule him? Then you go off about grammar?…. And yet all of you suck at it?!?!?

    I am having a hard time understanding your aids comment as well. Far as modern science shows the virus is not contracted through saliva, yet this article is in regards to fallatio (head for those unaware of the term…). Perhaps you all should learn not only spelling, grammar, and respect, but also, something to do with your lives.

    Patronizing the article author about his sex life and abilities? Really? Seems none of you are the wiser and are irrevocably lacking in the sex department as well… Just my opinion based on your IQ’s, level of education, and general common sense. So why take your frustrations out on someone who simply wants a 100% real experiment to be known?

    Keep up the good work people. :)

    There is a term I have for humans like this………….. R-TARD!

    Enjoy your hands tonight boys.

  15. This is hilarious. My friends all gag and think it’s gross when I say that I swallow after giving my boyfriend head. And I have to say, I seem the least depressed out of all of them.
    And btw, if you’re a girl and you don’t swallow, but you give your guy head after he’s penetrated you, that’s more gross than swallowing. And giving head with a condom/after a condom comes off tastes a lot worse than semen. Just sayin. (this is a good argument for all you guys out there with girls who don’t swallow)

  16. I have one sex partner…same one for 7 years. As a matter of fact, my only sex partner. I was 18 when I lost my virginity and I’m still with the guy. And guess what? I give him blow jobs…not everyday mind you, but quite often. And I enjoy it. If that makes me one healthy, whore than so be it. I’ve gotta honestly say if you prudes expect sex or oral, but don’t give it…then you’re just selfish.

    • This article makes me smile. I’ve always thought this to be true. And why not swallow your tasting it while you’re sucking him off anyway, it doesn’t hurt I promise! But all of you must remember to give if you want to receive! You’ve got to lick it before you stick it! I’m in a very long comitted relationship and we both get our fair share of cum and we are the happiest couple I know!

  17. Lmao… The fact that you have never had someone swallow tells me you’re in the wrong place looking. Women should definitely give blow jobs and swallow. Just sayin. I got clear skin and I’m happy as a fat kid at a cake buffet hahaha

  18. Okay, just gotta say the guy who posted this is a fucking idiot. The first paragraph was practical and science based, which I liked. And then everything that he typed was idiotic and sexist. Yeah, cause every girl who sees that blowjobs are healthy on the news are automatically going to go out and give the first guy they see a blowjob. Anyone with a brain who shares this, make sure to type in the description that it’s pointless to read past the first paragraph. *Face palm.*

  19. Sounds like a few of these girls need to give a blow job or two because they are to defensive and grouchy

  20. I have been saying this for years….. So Ladies next time your “MAN” makes you mad or angry or you feel sick or sad. Probably good advice for most situations. Your answer is right there. A lil Oral sex and You have a instant pick-me up. It makes you happy, makes him happy, and it’s healthy for you and Women’s Health is a very important issue to us Guys…..a WIN-WIN-WIN situation (ladies win twice because it’s healthy for you). You Can’t argue with Science……..

  21. There has been zero cases of catching aids from blow job unless you have cuts in your mouth. Look it up.

  22. Has the author of this really never dated a girl that swallowed? Am I reading that wrong? Is that normal?!

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