Chinese Zoo Keeper Saves Monkey By Licking His Ass Hole. Seriously.

“So Zhang Bangsheng takes care of this monkey, and several days ago he let him enter the monkey exhibit for the first time. The following day, Zhang noticed that the monkey had “indigestion and difficulty defecating,” and it was then that he noticed there were peanut shells on the ground in the exhibit. He realized that zoo visitors had tossed some peanuts to the monkey, and “the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole.” Eeeee. Zhang knew that if the monkey couldn’t pass the peanut quickly, it could be in danger of dying. So, he did what any professional would do, something that generated what is perhaps my favorite paragraph ever to be typed in the English language:

’50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.” 

Source : WTF News

You did it again China.
If Asians ever need a headline in the world of crazy news, we can always count on you for exposure.
Boiling eggs in boy’s urine wasn’t enough to top the charts, so you decided to challenge the world by tossing a monkey’s salad.
Yes, the monkey is a rare breed and needed saving but maybe a finger would’ve sufficed.
Now if you really wanna put your relationship to the test, ask your significant other to lick your scrotum hole until you shart out a peanut.
If your significant other isn’t willing to do what a Chinese man did for a monkey, you clearly are in the wrong relationship.