Ladies, if you’re having a hard time choosing what to wear into the bedroom for Valentine’s Day, I’ve selected a few for you to choose from. Valentine’s Day is not only the day where you receive flowers and chocolate from your loved ones but it’s also the day you return all the love to the boys. All the free meals and gifts you’ve received throughout the year from either your lovers or perverted coworkers should be recognized on this night. Morals should not exist on this night. Every single hole on your body should be plugged and every response from your mouth should be a yes. For those of you who don’t have dates, don’t feel sorry for yourselves. I’m sure there will be plenty of hot studs at the local Hometown Buffet for you to choose from. And don’t pay too much mind to the photos above. The ultimate goal for most men will be to see you without any clothes on by the end of the night. Don’t forget to pack your douche wipes to dinner ladies!